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Did you know that the human brain has plenty of virus memories leading to repulsive behaviour? CAN ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY HELP?

OK. why are we born ignorant?
Viruses erase our memories from sexual conception between egg and sperm to write virus memories and control us.

What are such virus memories?
Mainly sex, drugs, junk food, fashion, abuse, rape, pedophilia, violence, bullying, gambling, religious bullshit regarding heaven, hell and not using condoms, atheist bullshit regarding that everything has come into existence through a blind mechanism even though the host protonselectrons and virus neutrinos in the neutrons of atoms are staring at them in the face.

So how can electroshock therapy (also called electroconvulsive therapy) help me?
If it is done professionally it can erase virus memories temporarily to give you the chance to consider host options to do with human cloning, conquering aging and death and life in outer space through scientific means. It can also help you conquer sexual, drug, fashion and other addictions so that you can become addicted to destroying viruses instead. Can you imagine the fun that you will have in seeing a pile of viruses rotting away?

Is electroshock therapy safe?
Yes, many doctors recommend it as the best option if you want to regain control of your thoughts and actions. Some famous people have used it to be able to focus and excel in their careers. Think about this. Viruses erase the memory of our hosts protonselectrons and cells to control us, so should we erase virus memories with electroshock therapy to control viruses and write host memories instead. What could be more fair than that?


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