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Classified 2974514
AN ODE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF BIOLOGICAL VIRUSES

An army of clones
All dressed in black
It represents the power
And the equality
Of the mission ahead

It is to destroy viruses
An act of self defence
Before they destroy us
With ignorance, inequality
And aging and death

Our army hold weapons
All types, ancient and modern
You can never know
When you will need a sword
To cut a virus head off.

But guns and explosives
And the power of the muscles
Will all serve a purpose
Because sometimes you
Just want to break virus heads
With your bare hands

An ocean of viruses
All coming at you
Like vampires ready to inject
Their filthy DNA
The little heads
With the little brains
But concentrated evil
In such small space.

The viruses all look different
And some are even colourful
With balls and tubes with holes
That inject deadly infections
They use colour and balls
in both male and female
To distract the ignorant
Who wonder what the hell
Is the creature ahead

They are tiny
But huge in amounts
And to kill them won't be easy
If they can jump on you
Many look like mosquitoes
With long needles ready to infect
And we knew that once we were infected
They will use us as a host
To make many copies of themselves
And even to control our brains
We knew this was no fiction
Viruses are so small that they
Could live in any part of your body
And they specially loved your brain
To control your thoughts
And make you think like a virus would
Before destroying you
And exterminating you.

"Kill!" we shout.
"Kill, destroy, cut heads and limbs
And see the blood gush out!"
Kill the wretched beasts
The top of the food chain
That are destroying everything
And making everything extinct!

We were doing it for ourselves
But we were also doing it for them
Those poor planets where all intelligent life
Had ceased to exist due to the wretched beasts
With their wretched tricks.

Viral blood flowed copiously
Viral heads lay there in a pile
The stench grew stronger and stronger
And the war was far from over
Since the viruses were too many
But we had one last trick
Viruses were the gods of heat
And the extreme cold was their main enemy
Scientists had provided us
With guns to freeze the beasts alive
And give us a bit of time
Before they could react with their wretched heat.

That night we rejoiced
We laughed and were merry
The sound of heads falling
The sound of legs breaking
The sound of blood gushing
From our worst enemy
And our worst nightmare.

But we knew that the war would never end
Such was the nature of this universe
An eternal battle between Hosts and Viruses
Between cold and heat
Between good and evil
Between cloning and sex.


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